Monday, April 21, 2014

Week 10: Namaste from Nepal

Greetings from Kathmandu.  After a whirlwind tour of the local temples, I’m heading for a 7 day hike into the Himalayas.  You need a 6-hour jeep ride to get to the trailhead then I’m ascending into what the locals call ‘hill country’.  The max summit I’m going to in ‘hill country’ is 5001m (16,400 ft).  By way of comparison, the tallest peak in the continental United States is Mt. Whitney in California which is around 15,000 ft.  I think having Mt. Everest in the background really distorts what you end up calling a mountain.

Thailand was great fun, although I can’t say I roughed it.  Except for 3 or 4 days in the Bangkok, I spent my time scuba diving or staying in beach resorts.  Normally, I’m not a beach resort kinda guy, but when you couple the experience with amazing massages on the beach for $8, I just could not leave.  (BTW, these were public beaches – so no happy endings :)

When I was on the Island of Ko Tao, there was the Thai new years festival and a full moon party.  The new years festival is a celebration of water … which translates now to a drunken street battle with high powered water guns.  It was amazing good fun.  People did not think twice about blinding someone driving by on a moped with a water cannon … it was safe by burning-man standards, but not by any other convention.

I’m now a certified Rescue Diver – this means that I trained to assist people with all sorts of Scuba related mishaps.  My instructor informed me at 9am on the first day of training that he just woke up 2 hours earlier naked in a bar with no memory of how he got there.  It turns out that an average dive instructor in Thailand can really party!

During the training, tragedy kept striking one of the assistants.  In just a few days she was electrocuted in the compressor room, had panic attacks in open water, choked on a cookie on the boat, had decompression illness, and drowned at a depth of 30 feet.  The dive master meanwhile was having nitrogen narcosis most of the time and was trying to attack me underwater with a spoon and managed to pull my mask and fins off whenever I turned my back to him.  All the while people were yelling HELP, but so as not to confuse people between a pretend emergency and a real emergency, the word PIZZA was yelled instead of HELP.  It was a very unique experience, I will probably get jittery if I sit next to a wood-stove oven at an Italian restaurant anytime soon :)

OK, I have to get my bag ready for my Sherpa now.  I will likely not have internet until I make it to Darjeeling, India around April 29th or 30th.  Hopefully I’ll have great photos of a Yeti to share then.

I look forward to hearing from you!


Into thin air, Tony