Sunday, December 21, 2014

Turks & Caicos December 2014

Nature struts her stuff with OK Computer blasting in the background.
When I decided to go to Turks and Caicos (T&C) to learn how to kite surf, I was expecting to see a lot of crashing, but I thought it would be of me being flung about the ocean, not from the tarmac watching a plane that I just got off crash landing on the runway next to me.  More on that to come …

Caribbean Donkey Strutting
T&C is an island chain in the Caribbean surrounded by picturesque turquoise waters lapping up on white sands beaches dotted with palm trees.  The 40 island chain is approximately 550 miles southeast of Miami and was made famous in the western world when John Glen’s Capsule landed here in 1962 after the first successful manned orbit.  The air and water temperatures are approximately 80 F (27C) year-round, with a steady breeze keeping one refreshed.  The only thing not heavenly about the islands are the prices – no place is perfect after all J

Week 1, I spent on the Provo Island to kitesurf and I was joined by Rich and Lisa on Week 2 to scuba dive on Grand Turk Island some 50 miles to the Southeast.  On Provo, I stayed on Grace Beach which is considered by US News & World Report to be one of the 10 most beautiful beaches in the world.  Even when it is raining, the beach is amazing.  Listening to Radiohead while caught in an evening island storm walking the beach is a slice of heaven.
Happy Birthday Kendall!

I took 3 days of lessons from Alex at T&C Kiteboarding (http://www.tckiteboarding.com/).  TCK is a fantastic organization and Alex is a great instructor; both are relaxed but very professional.  Kitesurfing for the first time is kind of like standing on a skateboard trying to grab cars driving by on the freeway.  Exciting … but it is not going to end well the first few tries.  Throw in the added risk of drowning while tethered to a kite larger than your first apartment, and you get a feel for the experience.  I think my adrenal gland stopped working at some point during the trip.

Rich & Lisa
Rich and Lisa came to T&C on week two - their beaming “I’m so happy to be on vacation” smiles, brought an end to the rainy weather.  We stayed in at the Bohio Dive Resort (http://www.bohioresort.com/).  We woke up to delicious breakfasts on the ocean watching the waves break and marveling at the packs of wild donkeys that roamed the beach.  Rich and I did two morning dives while Lisa read on the beach - we returned to a tasty lunch and boozy smoothies telling tales of tropical fish and corral.

Sorry Rich, I'm Irresistible :)
Rich, Lisa, and I became fast friends with Kendall and John who were visiting from New York.  John surprised Kendall with the dive trip to celebrate her birthday.  The five of us were thick as thieves for the week and we are planning to travel the world together once we earn proceeds from our investment in the drug ‘mycoxafloppin’.   Fun Fact:  We found out in conversation that Kendall and John’s daughter once dated Alex (my kitesurfing instructor) in Australia a few years back.  This coincidence is approximately as likely as the Mets winning the next Superbowl.


Our plane goes splat and closes down the airport for hours.

As for the aviation incident … the plane that Rich, Lisa and I just stepped off immediately crash landed on its next flight.  Turns out that the landing gear stopped working.  I was on the tarmac looking out the window as my last plane crashed on the runway beside me.  Thankfully no one was hurt.  I kinda wished I was on it when it crashed, how cool would that have been to survive two emergency landings in less than a month!

-       - Travelin T


PS, I used my GoPro 4 for the first time on this trip while kiting and diving; I’ll try and post some video if I can ever figure out how to download files from the thingamajig.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Week 15: I was the Walrus but now I am John


Tony at the Taj.  
The Magical Mystery Tour is complete after 15 weeks (105 days) of traveling.  I trekked through Australia, New Zealand, Thailand, Nepal, India, and then some decompression time in Texas with friends and family.  I’ve just arrived in California and this will be my last travelogue for some time.

I am thinking about having a cocktail party at my house to show some of my travel photos.  Send me a private message or comment if you are interested in joining (so I can pick the best day).

When I last posted, I was scrambling around Nepal armed with a lonely planet guide and an increasingly dilapidated backpack.  Subsequently, I joined forces in India with Alexa La Plante, who is a former colleague that was doing charity work in West Bengal before starting a tour of Northern India.

Varanasi alleyway pilgrim
I was in India for 3 weeks and visited around 12 cities/regions.  The first stop was in Darjeeling where two friends doing charity work with Alexa named Anne and Kunal joined us for sightseeing.  The Darjeeling region is adjacent to Tibet and was once part of Nepal.  Although an Indian province, most people in this region can still speak Nepalese and you can’t go too far without seeing an ancient Buddhist temple.  As such, the area is an interesting combination of Indian, Nepalese, and Tibetian cultures set in the backdrop of the Himalayas.

Darjeeling is probably best known to westerners for its tea and its depiction in a movie called ‘The Darjeeling Express’.  The tea planting areas were similar to the Napa Valley hill country – and it was great fun to take gondola rides and do tasting tours of the tea plantations.  The Darjeeling train that we went on was a little too authentic for my tastes since it still used coal and if the wind was wrong, choking smoke and fly ash would fill the passenger cars.  Usually I’m totally down for languishing in toxic fumes, but for some reason, on that day in India, I was not in the mood for it :)

Varanasi Fire ceremony celebrating the end of day
Rounding out the Darjeeling region, we visited Pelling, Gangtok, and Kalimpong where we focused mainly on the ancient Buddhist temples that occupy the highest peaks.  One day, Alexa and I were fortunate to be in a temple nicknamed binoculars (because it was at the top of a mountain and you could see every direction from the peak) when a prayer ceremony was performed by monks in a temple several hundred years old.  They began with around 5 monks chanting, and then added a 4 man horn section playing instruments I had never seen before.  The air was thick with incense as we sat on prayer mats silently joining a tradition that has been continuously practiced for over 2000 years.
Launching prayer candles at sunset on the Ganges

After Darjeeling, we headed for the Northern Plains of India.  The terrain went from mountainous and temperate to flat and boiling.  When I say boiling, I mean boiling mister bigglesworth!  The average daily high was 110F (43C).  Needless to say, we were some of the only Westerners visiting during that season.  Weird as it may sound, you sort of get used to the heat. Our tour guides were especially happy to see us, since many of them had not had work in a month.  We went from being curiosities in the hill country to “what-the-heck-are-fair-skinned-people-doing-around-here-let’s-ask-if-we-can-get-a-picture-with-them-for-facebook” local entertainment.  People were so rabid to take photos with us that one time a group of guys asked me to take a picture with them while I was actively using a urinal – presumably to beat the rush of other paparazzi lurking outside.
Monument to the location of the Buddha’s first sermon

The first city we went to in the Plains was Varanasi - which is the oldest continuously occupied city on Earth.  People have been living on the banks of the Ganges in Varanasi for over 4000 years.  Bathing and being cremated in the Ganges is central to the Hindu religion – some Indians plan their whole life to have a sacred pilgrimage to the town.  Alexa and I watched the sunrise and the sunset from a small boat on Ganges near ancient temples – it was majestic and spiritually moving.  In the evening, there was a fire ceremony to give thanks for the day and to pray that loved ones make it through the night.  During the sunset ritual, we launched votive prayer candles on the Ganges – I can’t remember what I wished for, but fingers crossed it was something worthy of the occasion. 
Sunrise from a small boat on the Ganges

While we were in Varanasi, there was a political rally for a prime minister candidate visiting the region named Modi.  With 1.2 billion people, India is the world’s largest democracy and their election is phased in regionally over several months for logistical reasons.  Mad-house is the only way to describe walking the streets with throngs of political supporters hoping to catch a glimpse of their candidate.  The crowds were so worked up that when I asked to go into the heart of a rally the guide said that only I was allowed to go and that Alexa must stay in a car for safety reasons.  When I went into the crowd, strangers festooned me with an orange Modi hat and then people mobbed me to take photos and videos with me ‘supporting’ a candidate I had just heard about :)

Near Varanasi, we visited the Dhamek Stupa which marks the place where the Buddha gave his first sermon after ‘achieving enlightenment’.  The whole concept of achieving enlightenment confuses the scientist in me.  How do you know objectively if you achieved enlightenment?  Is there an Olympic committee that judges you – or one day do you just sorta feel enlightened?  Maybe you or I are already enlightened and we don’t know it yet!  Regardless of your belief system, the eight principles the Buddha espoused that day are quite inspiring (1. Right Beliefs, 2. Right Aspirations, 3. Right Speech, 4. Right Conduct, 5. Right Means of Livelihood, 6. Right Endeavors, 7. Right Memory, and 8. Right Meditation).

Election rally for Modi as he ran for prime minister
Next stop was Agra - which is the home of the Taj Mahal.  The Taj lived up to its billing as a wonder of the world – it was amazing beyond words and I won’t even try to sum it up in my clumsy journal. After the Taj we explored the cities of Jodpur and Jaidpur that exemplified the success of the fabled Maharajas.
My palace in Narlai
(Note the multi story temple clinging to the lower left of the enormous boulder)

A highpoint of the plains IMHO was a little religious temple hamlet named Narlai.  This town was the most rural of all the places I visited in Asia (population of 7,000) and we were the only tourists in the region.  Our hotel was a former Mogul/Royal palace that has been converted into a 35 room hotel.  In the backdrop of the palace was a 40 story boulder with a Hindu temple clinging to it that looked like a storyboard out of an Indiana Jones movie.  We went to the temple at sunset and Alexa was encouraged to join the procession.  As such, she was ringing the prayer bell and joining in the chants with the locals while I discretely took photos in the lurch.

Although Narlai was relatively temperate while we were there, fear of desert heat kept all other tourists away.  As a result, Alexa and I’s two rooms were the only ones occupied on the compound and we had a staff of around a dozen or so attendants to serve our every need.  ‘Our’ rooms looked out over ‘our’ courtyard and ‘our’ pool and ‘our’ massage/spa tents.  When we were asked what we wanted for dinner, we were also asked where on the property our table should be placed so we could best see the moon rise over ‘our’ palace.  I will never forget the feeling of being a king in my own castle – even if it was just for two short days.
Watching the moon rise from my palace in Narlai

After Narlai, we went to  Delhi (a town of 17 million) that is the capital of India.  I’m not personally interested in mega-cities, so after one day I jumped a 15.5 hour flight to New York (free first class courtesy of my amazing sister).  I took a standby flight to Texas to visit my parents in San Antonio and couch surfed in Austin for a spell (special thanks to Chris, Amy, and Ryan for hosting me)!!!

I’m now back in California, posting my last, and bittersweet, travelogue of this journey.  I’m so very grateful for the opportunity to have seen with my own eyes things that I had only dreamed about before.  I would like to give special thanks to the wonderful people that I met along the way who made me feel at home in faraway places and to my friends and family who were with me in spirit every step of the way.

-Tony


Sunday, May 4, 2014

Week 11: Happiness in the Himalayas

Langtang mountain (Day 2)
Nepal is sandwiched between India and China and takes on major influences from both cultures.  The population of Nepal is around 25 million, so the country has ‘middle-child-syndrome’ given that its two neighbors have a combined population of about 2.5 billion.

Nepal is the birthplace of Buddha, but is probably best known for being the gateway to the Himalayas and home of the mighty Mount Everest.  Some people may come to Kathmandu for the street shopping, but I’m guessing that a majority of the western tourists are there to go trekking in the mountains.

Lama tea house child waitress
I flew from Bangkok to Kathmandu direct … but even spending a few days in Bangkok did not prepare me for the frenzied, madcap, and unfortunately, incredibly polluted nature of Kathmandu.

Kathmandu reminded me of a Brazilian Favela with a population of 2 million very charming people.  The famed Nepalese charm disintegrated when you put them behind the wheel of an automobile though!


A quick aside about traffic in Kathmandu … it is very hard to describe, but here is my first effort to explain it:

  • Start with NASCAR and take half of the drivers and make them race in the opposite direction on the same track
  • Include about 10,000 motorcycles and 1,000 bikes per block and have them move at times parallel, but most of the time, perpendicular to the general traffic
  • Replace road pavement with dirt and gravel
  • Replace the air with contents of a barbeque exhaust
  • Line the streets with the contents of the nearest landfill
  • Include an assortment of monkey’s perching on fences, dogs running on the shoulder, and cows lying down in the middle of the street
  • Remove all traffic signals, streetlights, and line delineations
  • Have each driver honk on their horn from the beginning to the end of each trip.
  • Take the pedestrian density of Manhattan and have them each run for their lives in the midst of the madness

Shepard resting (Day 6)
I’m sure I’m not giving the scene justice … but I personally will never complain about any traffic I encounter in the U.S. again.

From the city I was driven about 6-7 hours by jeep over to the base of the Langtang range for a 6 day hike through remote mountains.  The jeep ride was an exhilarating white-knuckle affair that I may need a few years of therapy to work through emotionally.

I was hiking solo with the help of Rabin the guide and Suba the porter.  Rabin & Suba are Nepalese and both from small villages.  Rabin learned English by Hollywood movies and Hindi by watching Baliwood musicals.  By his estimate, he saw the movie The Titanic 51 times and if there were a few minutes of silence, he would start singing pop hindi dance songs (or play them from his cell phone).  I personally had never seen the movie Titanic … but I’m pretty sure there is a scene where someone says “you jump, I jump” after chatting with him for about a week.  Both Rabin and Suba were fantastic emissaries for their country.  They were both as sweet as they were sure footed.  For example, when we ended the hike Rabin said, “this is not the end of your trek, but rather, this is the beginning of our friendship” … not sure if that was from the Titanic as well, but it seemed sincere and genuine when delivered :)

Tea house on the river trail (Day 3)
The format of the hike was pretty amazing.  The paths are along routes connecting Nepalese/Tibetan tea-houses.  Basically you would hike for 4 hours – go to a tea house for lunch, hike another 4 hours and go to a different tea house for dinner.  The tea houses were very very basic.  The only way to deliver goods to these outposts was to have someone carry everything (and I mean everything) by head or lashed to their back all the way from base camp.  The only exception seemed to be water (that was delivered by donkey).  If you walked along a steel bridge spanning a valley, every bit of it was carried by people from the bottom of the mountain.  As a result, it was not uncommon to see someone passing you on the trail with a 50 kg (110 pound) bag of cement strapped to their forehead.  I also saw someone bringing up a bathroom door, a kitchen stove, and 12 foot spans of lumber all on their back balanced by a strap connected to their foreheads.  While all the westerners were decked out in their expensive northface gear, the locals wore shorts and flipflops and drank water from the streams and carried the real weight … these are a very impressive and hard working people!

Tea house chef and her two 'range' stove
The tea houses were very social … the local woman cooked food for all guests on a single wood fired stove that poured smoke into the kitchen and flavors into the air.  Locals ate Dahl Bat – which was a combination of stewed mountain potatoes, rice, and papdam (a crunchy thin tortilla).  After which you retired to your ‘bed’, which was really a sheet resting on a bed with the dimensions, and comfort level, of a park bench.  The tea houses did allow hikers to avoid carrying tents and let us keep out of the rain (and hail) from the ever changing mountain weather.  Guides and porters slept in rooms if there were extras, otherwise, they slept in a big heap in the common room surrounding the kitchen fire.

After hiking around New Zealand for a month, I was feeling well conditioned for the Himalaya trekking.  However, the transition from Scuba diving at several atmospheres of pressure in Thailand to zipping strait up steep mountains a week later proved too much of a challenge for my body and I was bedridden with altitude sickness at a lowly 12,000 feet or so.  I was so fired up to hit 15,000 the next day, but after 16 hours of laying in bed with a splitting headache and no food, I made the combat decision to descend and visit some remote villages on a nearby mountain a few thousand feet lower.  This turned out to be a great decision because the villages were so remote even the guides had not been there for around 10 years and I pretty much had the mountain to myself.  After a few days, you get used to the lifestyle, but every now and then I thought, “holy cow, I’m on the border of Nepal and Tibet in a hut in the middle of nowhere.”  I won’t soon forget those feelings and the charming people I met who reside on those impossibly steep slopes.

Rabin, Suba, and a tea house family on my last day in the mountains
– Tibetan Tony

Monday, April 21, 2014

Week 10: Namaste from Nepal

Greetings from Kathmandu.  After a whirlwind tour of the local temples, I’m heading for a 7 day hike into the Himalayas.  You need a 6-hour jeep ride to get to the trailhead then I’m ascending into what the locals call ‘hill country’.  The max summit I’m going to in ‘hill country’ is 5001m (16,400 ft).  By way of comparison, the tallest peak in the continental United States is Mt. Whitney in California which is around 15,000 ft.  I think having Mt. Everest in the background really distorts what you end up calling a mountain.

Thailand was great fun, although I can’t say I roughed it.  Except for 3 or 4 days in the Bangkok, I spent my time scuba diving or staying in beach resorts.  Normally, I’m not a beach resort kinda guy, but when you couple the experience with amazing massages on the beach for $8, I just could not leave.  (BTW, these were public beaches – so no happy endings :)

When I was on the Island of Ko Tao, there was the Thai new years festival and a full moon party.  The new years festival is a celebration of water … which translates now to a drunken street battle with high powered water guns.  It was amazing good fun.  People did not think twice about blinding someone driving by on a moped with a water cannon … it was safe by burning-man standards, but not by any other convention.

I’m now a certified Rescue Diver – this means that I trained to assist people with all sorts of Scuba related mishaps.  My instructor informed me at 9am on the first day of training that he just woke up 2 hours earlier naked in a bar with no memory of how he got there.  It turns out that an average dive instructor in Thailand can really party!

During the training, tragedy kept striking one of the assistants.  In just a few days she was electrocuted in the compressor room, had panic attacks in open water, choked on a cookie on the boat, had decompression illness, and drowned at a depth of 30 feet.  The dive master meanwhile was having nitrogen narcosis most of the time and was trying to attack me underwater with a spoon and managed to pull my mask and fins off whenever I turned my back to him.  All the while people were yelling HELP, but so as not to confuse people between a pretend emergency and a real emergency, the word PIZZA was yelled instead of HELP.  It was a very unique experience, I will probably get jittery if I sit next to a wood-stove oven at an Italian restaurant anytime soon :)

OK, I have to get my bag ready for my Sherpa now.  I will likely not have internet until I make it to Darjeeling, India around April 29th or 30th.  Hopefully I’ll have great photos of a Yeti to share then.

I look forward to hearing from you!


Into thin air, Tony

Friday, April 11, 2014

Week 8: Greetings from Southeast Asia

I’m currently on a little island called Ko Tao which is located around 300 miles south of Bangkok in the Gulf of Thailand.  I’m here principally to scuba dive.  I start my Rescue Diver course tomorrow and we are going to simulate all sorts of emergency situations.  The running joke in the community is that a person is far more likely to get killed by a vending machine than by a shark or underwater mishap … however, it is still fun to train and build skills that I’ll hopefully never have to use :)

It was bitter sweet to leave New Zealand.  Its unspoiled beauty, coupled with the wonderful people I was able to camp and travel with, made for one of the best vacations in my life.  It was a pretty radical transition to leave from Auckland and land in Bangkok … it is hard to believe that both cities are on the same planet.

I picked a hotel in Bangkok next to foreign embassies since I needed some visas processed for my ensuing travel.  As it turns out, that landed me in the dystopic cesspool area of Bangkok.  It was hard to reconcile that days before I was wearing crampons climbing a glacier in NZ when I was in my new city tramping through oppressive heat with women & ladyboys offering massagi’s.  I enjoyed the blade-runner feel of the place for about 2 days before I made a break for the islands.


I plan on being in India from May 1st to May 19th, but other than that leg of the trip, things are pretty fluid.  I figure I will hang out in Thailand to dive and maybe make a brief trip to Cambodia and/or Vietnam before trying to make it over to Nepal then India.

The attached photos are from NZ and one from Thailand.  The first was ice-climbing on a fast moving glacier.  Minutes later our group did a sun salutation led by a yoga instructor who was in our climbing party.  The camping site was near a beach in Western NZ.  It looked like a scene from the show Lost … thankfully no smoke-monsters attacked us.  The third photo was as a rest stop on the NZ south island … words can’t describe how breathtaking it was in person.  The sunset photo is from a beach at Ko Tao … not a bad way to end a day :)


- Tony


Monday, March 17, 2014

Week 4: Giant Steps Are What You Take (Walking on Mount Doom)

I have been camping in the bush for the past few weeks and have not had an intertube signal for a while … today is dumping rain so I was able to take a break from the tour schedule and find a bar with wifi to give a quick update.

I’m halfway through a 4-week group tour of both islands of New Zealand.  I thought that this tour would be a cycling trip – but it turns out it is more of an adventure/camping/hiking trip.  I’m on a bus with 20 really interesting peeps and the schedule is completely packed.  A typical day is 1) break down a campsite, 2) do something awesome, 3) nap on the bus for 3 to 6 hours while it whisks us to a new locale, 4) set up camp, 5) campfire dinner, and 6) pass out looking at the stars.
New Zealand is an outdoorsy dream – words can’t really describe it.  It is kind of like combining the Alps, Fjords, and the U.S. Pacific Northwest.  Here are some activities we have done to date:  1) digging up sand on a beach to find underground thermal rivers to make a makeshift beach hottub, 2) swimming with pods of dolphins at daybreak, 3) backpacking trips through elvin moss forests, 4) white water rafting, 5) hiking to a volcanic crater full of icebergs, 6) sailing through the southernmost fjords that were rife with waterfalls, 7) wine and brewery tours, and 8) scrambling up the face of the active volcano that was depicted in the Lord of the Rings movie as Mount Doom.

The Mount Doom hike was a harrowing and amazing day.  We started predawn and splashed through the marshland that Frodo and Sam led Gollum through on a rope.  Then the mood changed as we trudged straight up into a frozen cloud that led to a foggy moonscape of volcanic rock.  Shortly thereafter, the temperature plunged and most everyone (except for a few extremely prepared Germans) questioned why we did not bring warmer gear.  That thought was replaced with the “holy cow I can’t see a thing in this 100 mile per hour frozen wind storm and I’m in danger of being blown off this mountain if I don’t freeze to death first.”  I can only describe that 30-minute stretch as follows … pretend you are at the top of a ski lift in a howling wind blizzard armed only with jeans and a pullover (rather than a parka and goggles).  It was super intense, amazing, and in the end, the views were totally worth it. We felt like honorary hobbits!

I’m now at southwest corner of the south Island heading north toward Auckland.  After this trip I’m still thinking about heading back to Brisbane, Australia and continuing to the north to the great barrier reef.

I look forward to hearing from you!

- The Hiphopopotomus


P.S. Kudos if you know the name of the song associated with this post’s title :)










Friday, February 28, 2014

Week 2: The Siren Song of the Shire

Big change today as I'm leaving Australia to fly to New Zealand.  I've signed up for a 30 day camping/cycling tour of both NZ islands.  The tour starts Monday and im not sure if I will have web access along the way.  It should be great smelly fun!  Details at
http://www.flyingkiwi.com/

After the month in NZ, I plan on flying back to OZ and then continuing north to the Whitsundays and great barrier reef ... but I may stay in NZ for a bit longer if the Flight of the Concord ask me to tour with them :)


Look forward to hearing from you, Traveling T

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Week 1: Fake Tales of San Francisco Echo through the Air

Well the nice thing about not having a travel plan is that you never fall behind schedule!

My last post was leaving Sydney after being in the city for less than 24-hours … clearly I’m going to have to double back before I leave the Pacific to give that town its fair due.  My second stop was camping with the locals near the town of Forster.  Thanks again to Dave Kelley for the camping invite and coordinating drivers for me to and from the cabins.  Dave, I apologize again for hijacking your Tinder account and making some ‘improvements’ on your behalf :)

For some reason, Ausie’s don’t really like to pronounce an ‘r’ that appears in the middle of a word, so Forster is pronounced Foster.  To make up for this linguistic slight, Ausie’s throw in a ‘r’ at the end of words that don’ have one.  For instance ‘no idea’ is pronounced more like ‘no eye deer’.  Coincidentally, no-one in Australia drinks the beer Fosters and you can’t find it in a bottle shop.

Speaking of beer … I found Sierra Nevada here for the low-low price of $22 per 6-pack.  Comparatively, you can get it for around $20 per 24-pack in California.   Which brings to mind … this country is very expensive.  If you ever come to visit, expect everything to cost about double what you had in mind.

After camping, I went to Byron Bay.  Byron is a backpackers party scene paradise set on a seemingly endless white sand beach.  Each day has been delightfully the same.  Late breakfast before a surfing lesson, drinks with fellow students, a quick nap, then a pub crawl with the Europeans that line the streets.  The title of this post relates to the fact that I now just tell everyone I’m from San Francisco rather than the sleepy hamlet 80-miles away known as Sacramento.  Most peeps love SF and they seem excited to talk about their last visit – who am I to deny that level of enthusiasm …

I planned on spending 2 days in Byron, but it ballooned to 2 weeks.  This is not an uncommon tale to extend one’s stay here.  The current plan is to head north this Friday before I grow dreadlocks and consider being in a drum circle as my second career.

The attached photos are from one of the smaller Byron beaches.  There is a great hike that you can take along this beach to a lighthouse that is the eastern most part of the country.  While on that hike, I saw a pod of dolphins surf the waves near the shore break.  To be any more magical a scene, you would have to throw in some unicorns shooting rainbows out of their horns.

Other than heading north soon, I don’t really have a plan.  I’m thinking about Frasier Island and then the Whit Sundays.  If the weather is good I may go up to Cairns and see if I can dive the great barrier reef.  Options abound – if you are in the general vicinity, please come join me.


- Tony

Thursday, February 13, 2014

DAY 1: Tales of prostitutes and beauty


Hi gang!  I've just finished my first 24 hours in Australia.   The trip started off on a great note since Gabe was nice enough to take me to the San Francisco airport all the way from Sacramento.  Thanks Gabe!

Heidi gave me free ticket (thanks Heidi!) direct to sydney on standby.  It was touch and go whether I would get a free first class ride, instead I was put in a row with a screaming baby, in a middle seat neighbored by two huge obese men who's adipose spilled over from their seat into mine.  Faced with the prospect of 15 hours of sonic terrorism and being swaddled by other mens pannis' I took the cowards way out and took enough sleeping pills to down a charging rhino.  Next thing I knew I was landing in Sydney.

I took the bus to Bondi beach and checked into the first hostel I found with a private room.  The attached picture is from Bondi.  The Bondi area is like combining the best parts of Waikiki and Rio.  The people are just as stunning as the backdrop ... they all look like Olivia Newton John and Patrick Rafter in their prime.

The people are extremely friendly.  Matt's (ICF friend) buddy Dave (Sydney local) invited me to a surfing birthday party near the town of Foster.  A friend of Dave (who I have never met) will be driving me 4 hours to the beach cabins ... unbelievable friendliness abounds ...

The first person I met in Sydney was a very comely 40 year old escort who is writing a book about her life as a high priced prostitute.   I was super jet lagged and fresh off the plane sitting in a health food store not expecting such fantastic company ...

Day 1 was so amazing, I may have already peaked and the rest of the trip will be downhill!

Time to pack up and get ready to go surfing ...


- Tony